Jerry Robinowitz on: The man shortage….

Jerry Robinowitz on Life is a little something we have worked up where Jerry helps me write about new and important issues…..

Jerry Robinowitz on: The man shortage….
This is a good time to be a man in the United States…there are not enough men to go around…for sometime now, we have been aware of the fact that there is a man shortage…not a shortage of good men…but of men in general, men who can read…men with all of their teeth…just plain average I can chew my food without assistance kind of men…but it seems based upon observations of behavior by women and through conversations and generally based upon information and belief that the man shortage is not as well known as it should be, so we will inform you here of this horrible situation.(yeah right…the men in cities with a man shortage think that it is great…)There is a man shortage.don`t believe me? think about this for a second….how many women do you know that end up getting with these ugly, thuggish, “he don’t even brush his teeth or wash” kind of guys? I bet more than you realize!  Often, women will date men who are just beneath them or who they believe have potential?Why?You really think it is because they are humanitarians? I mean come on, I will share a bar of ivory soap, your man does not have to stink.  Actually, what is going on can actually be fully understood when looked at in the context of the man shortage!  You see, no one is picking up sticks and going home to make toothpicks. Why? Because there are toothpicks all over the place and they are readily available. You ain’t home carving toothpicks on Sundays.  Likewise, I ain’t never picked up a straw and some cotton and tried to make a Q-tip. Why? Because there are Q-tips all over the place and you can just go to a 99 cent store and buy a hundred of them.  There is no shortage of these things so we don’t do foolish things to compensate. However, note the following: Have you ever been caught somewhere without a spoon with an individual sized pudding or cup of soup or something like that? It happens every now and again and what happens? You become Maguyver…you start inventing stuff you didn’t even know was possible.  You can be bad at math, but you will find yourself doing calculus to figure out the radius of some silly object u are about to fashion into a spoon so that you can consume your delectable delight. Why? Because there is a spoon shortage or no spoon is readily available. Once I made chop sticks out of two number two pencils to eat cup o noodles in my office at like 3am when I was working on something.  Now back to what I was saying…see…there is a man shortageand women start trying to fashion themselves a Fabio!  It is really sad!  Women start saying to themselves – “he doesn’t really stink” or after looking at his teeth, they start telling themselves “that’s not really yellow.”  But honey, it is yellow and you better be careful because when he drinks water it probably tastes like lemonade!The sad truth is, in many cities in the United States and around the world, there is a serious man shortage!  However, there is hope.  Even though there are not enough men to go around, you can be proactive and make the best of a bad situation.

HOW TO COPE WITH A MAN SHORTAGE:

1) Become informed about the man shortage!  Tell your friends. Discuss the problem. Be proactive!

2) If you find a good man, don’t tell your friends.   If you find a good man, do n0t let him leave! You stalk the crap out of him (unless he`s Jerry Robinowitz or myself of course, then you keep your freaking distance or we will choke you with a chicken bone)!

3) Do not spend your time playing games.  There is a man shortage. Other women know that there is a man shortage.  Remember, one person`s inhibitions are another person`s point of entry!  What does that mean? Let’s look at some examples (some crude examples):

You don’t want to swallow? That is okay.  You don’t have to.  However, don’t expect a man in a city with a man shortage to stick around!  Some chick is going to do it.  That is right, you have inhibitions and won’t do things?   Fine!  Some hoochie is calling his phone or writing him on Twitter or Facebook and telling him that you are a “prude” and that she likes it up the nose.  Seriously.  I know you were not prepared for that, but it is the truth!  Come on, don’t lose your man to some chick who is so loose she takes it up the nose!  In a city with a man shortage, you must do anything you have to in order to Make it happen!  Keep that man!

4) Avoid Guys in Jail!  Remember: you have better things to do on Saturdays than to visit jail! If he is there, hey, I am not hating but, at least wait until he comes home before you start fashioning yourself a Fabio. Live life women!  The truth is, in jail, you won’t know if the love is real, because well, he is a captive.  Now if you were with him before, he stood by you and you love him, that may be different, but most of the time, that is not the case.  Look I totally understand that the loose chick who takes it up the nose is visiting him too but hey, you gotta be strong!

5) You have to do the 50-50 thing!  Don’t ask him to pay for everything. All of those crazy antiquated dating rules go out the window in a city with a man shortage.  They were created in a time where it was a lot harder to meet and date a good woman.  Be a student of history and the economy.  If not, you will always lose to a more on point chick who is not trying to take him for all of his stuff.  Most likely, he has nothing. If he does have lots of money, go to the top of this paragraph and begin to reread. This is important. There are women out there who can cook, clean and hold down nice jobs. They just want company and companionship. They will pay for it. They will kill for it. Men love these women. The hoodrats say they are “wifey material”. The thugs call them “ride or die chicks”.  Sometimes they are “Sugar mommas”. They will be supportive of him, even when he is at his worse.  They will hold him down, feed him and not stress him. They will always win in the end. Even stupid men who go out “play” or “stray” at clubs or in other situations, do so and then return to these women. You will never win out to one if you are not one. I am not saying you are not one of those women but if you are not, please go back and start reading this paragraph again. Look: don’t be a “jigga you dont buy me reeboks no more” kind of woman.

6)  If you have a man, you hold onto him for dear life!  He wants to go to the store? Take your butt with him.   He has to pee? Go with him! Hold it if you have to…at least then you know where it is! I mean come on…there is a chick out there taking it up the nose…don’t take any chances

7) If you meet a woman and she has unusually large and loose nostrils you kick the crap outta her and u let her know to stay away from your man. Don’t have a man? You kick that chick in the nose and tell her that she better not mess your hustle up, because you’re trying to make it happen!  Don’t be shy!

8) Finally, if you have tried everything and nothing works…you didn’t hear this from me but I hear some men like to put it in the nose…..

Until next time….good luck and god speed…this is Jerry Robinowitz and I signing off….

 

by Jerry Robinowitz & I.

Retaliation is by far the sweetest fruit….I mean the world is indeed full of crazy instances in which retaliation creates a greater good. They say one person’s trash is another person’s treasure….isn’t that some really ironic stuff…I mean in relationships isn’t that the case…well in my experience you break up and she finally starts growing hair and gets some teeth whitener but hey, my experience is atypical and I don’t wanna get side tracked…you see, we are here to help you out and today, as per request, we will revisit the subject of retaliation…

Jerry Robinowitz on Retaliation

Also known as Jerry Robinowitz on Dating & Retaliation.  Retaliation is an important tool. It will always help the world to be a better place for you and me. Well, maybe just for me but hey, who the hell do you think you are anyway? So what’s retaliation you ask? Retaliation is what you do when you get someone back for something you done. Contrast this with doing something to random people for no reason cause that’s called “you are a crazy mofo and you had better not drop the soap where they are gonna put you.”  I think you get the idea. So retaliation is purely in response to something. Now don’t feel as if you have to do someone a favor and let them know it’s coming…in fact, you don’t do that…this is important…you must catch that fool by surprise…whatever you do, it must be unique and hit hard…for instance, some wives will during a divorce, sell a $50,000 car for $50 to a stranger just so the husband gets nothing because after all, that’s the car he used to literally ride that little deep throating flusie in…that hurts…see, once, a long long time ago someone got me so angry that I took one of those little bouillon cubes, you know the little cubes you dissolve in water and in makes it chicken soup…well I took the cube and I put it in her shower-head…that way when she came in the morning to take her shower and wash her hair, the hot water would mix with the bouillon soup and create a chicken soup shower….now you do that to someone and they will stink like chicken soup for some time….good lord if they are late for work that morning…..”hey what’s that smell”……but you get the idea…you have to come hard…inspire hatred..

The Revenge List: Who To Cheat With If You Want To Get Back At A Cheater!

Background noted, if your mate cheats on you and you want revenge you may wish to cheat as well…if so here are the people you should sleep with if you are a man…the second most powerful retaliatory act is to sleep with her mother…the biggest missile would be sleep with her father, but I don’t recommend that..its crazy…and I’m personally not gay but if you are a homo thug, you go keep it in the family….now the third biggest hit would be siblings, brothers and sisters, followed by cousins and relatives. If you have no access or chance at one of the above, try people they claim to be related to but aren’t really..like fake cousins…none of those, find good friends, and if you are at a loss, then find an enemy…if all else fails, find out where she went to elementary school and go have sex with the girl that used to eat her boogers, or better yet, the infamous glue sniffer…


 

To recap, if you want to get back at a cheater by cheating, cheat with the following in the following order:

 

Who To Cheat With:

  1. Mother (if you are a woman) Father (if you are a man)
  2. Father (if you are a woman) Mother (if you are a man)
  3. Siblings: Brothers and Sisters
  4. Cousins and Relatives
  5. Fake Cousins & Siblings (People they grew up close to)
  6. Good Friends
  7. Enemies and Distant Friends
  8. People They think are lower than them: Glue sniffers, train wrecks, girls with yellow teeth, girls with horrible stretch marks that show them often, girls with too much make up, girls with 80’s hair, really really short guys, guys with shirtless pictures on the internet, juice heads who have no clue, spanish & black guys (if you are white, cause that will make a white man really mad..)…etc…not in that order…

In any event, you get them back! But if you’re really an adult, you will forgive, forget and when you see her again, you say, yes, that is a great idea, I would like fries with that! And then you take your french fries and you leave!  After all, we all know that cheating exes end up working at a fast food restaurant or with some other horrible situation in the years that follow our relationships…

Disclaimer: This post uses terms like “homo thug” and does so lovingly.  This site and this post are in no way intended to in anyway disrespect, vex, or alarm homosexuals.  In fact, we are very happy to have all people as readers of our site.   Anyone that thinks the term “homo thug” is derogatory has never been punched in the face by a thugged out homosexual.  If I was in a fight, I should only be so lucky if a thugged out homosexual were to punch someone in the face for me.  You should be so lucky as well.  That is all I have to say about that…

Sometimes you just can’t make up what is happening when people cheat.  You can think that you know someone, but the truth is, they can be into all sorts of crazy freaky stuff.  To be sure, you just never really know who someone is!

In this crazy episode of Cheaters, which is brought to you via World Star Hip Hop, some poor unfortunate herb (that is a guy who just got a bad bounce in this case) comes home to his house to find his girlfriend cheating.  He knew she was probably cheating..but what he found was sure to shock and awe.  We still don’t know exactly what we saw, but it was cheating, it was strange and it was definitely the closest thing to carnival or circus sex we have ever seen!  Masks and construction tape, make up and vests, creepy carnival music and a role playing girlfriend who was doing the nasty with some sort of Halloween monster…you just have to see for yourself..

Title this one: “I am gonna have to catch a case…”


. . . . . . .

Best Break Up Songs

Have you recently had a bad break up? Check out these break up songs which can help you cope with your break up.  Breaking up with your girlfriend or breaking up with your boyfriend is difficult.  Listening to a break up song can help you cope and move on from a break up! Sometimes a Break Up Song can give you amazing relationship advice!

Use The Power of Text Messages To Get Your Ex Back – Click Here!

This list has a bunch of songs, both oldies and new music, that can help you deal with breaking up with your significant other. These are not the top break up songs, they are only a starting place…

Ace Of Base – “Don’t Turn Around”

Adele – “Someone Like You”

Aaliyah – “Miss You”

Ben Folds Five – “Song For The Dumped”

Beyonce – “Irreplaceable”

Boys II Men – Doin’ Just Fine

Chris Brown – “Say Goodbye”

Kelly Clarkson – “Since U Been Gone”

Destiny’s Child – “Survivor”

Gloria Gaynor- “’I Will Survive”

Macy Gray – “I Try” 

Cee Lo Greene – “F$#% You”

Jackson 5 – “I Want You Back”

Led Zeppelin – “Tangerine” 

Liona Lewis – “Better in Time”

Willie Nelson – “Always On My Mind”

No Doubt – “Don’t Speak”

Notorious B.I.G. aka Biggie Smalls – “Friend of Mine”

N Sync – “Bye Bye Bye”

Dolly Parton – “I Will Always Love You”

Pink – “So What”

Rihanna  –  “Rehab”

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles – “The Tracks of My Tears”

Rolling Stones – “Angie”

The Temptations – “I Wish It Would Rain”

Justin Timberlake – “Cry Me a River”

Kanye West – “Heartless”

Bill Withers – “Ain’t No Sunshine”

GUYS: Click Here to find out how one guy went from sorry to Dating Bad@#$!

. . . . . . . . . . .


3 Ways To Catch A Cheater

by Reconsider.Us

Do you suspect your mate of cheating?  Think you are the only one with a cheating spouse or a cheating partner? You are not alone! Thousands of men & Women a year suspect their mates of cheating on them with another man or woman.  Are these questions on your mind:

Need help finding out whether your mate is cheating? There are ways to catch a cheating spouse!  Here are three methods of finding your mate if they are cheating or engaged in infidelity.  While no method is absolutely effective, using these sites might increase your likelihood of catching a cheating significant other and/or finding that cheating wife, cheating husband, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend or cheating booty call!  Do these things and CATCH A CHEATER IN THE ACT!

1) SEARCH THE DATING SITES AND APPS!

This may seem obvious, but often, just searching sites and apps will reap great rewards. Remember to sign up and look for changes in his or her information. Ages might be changed as may be professional information and even zip codes. Often, a cheater will use the zip code closer to work or where they want to hang out.  This is especially true when people travel. You may catch a cheater in the dating pool of a city that is on the itinerary.

Don’t know where to look?  Most People don’t!  That is why cheaters get to be online.  However, if you can GOOGLE, then you can find the person on sites and apps!  But don’t stop at Google!  Here are 11 places that you can look to catch a cheater!



Canoodle was a search engine for dating profiles!  It was like Google but for dating site profiles.  Canoodle boasted that it had the LARGEST database of dating site profiles!  So if you want to catch someone cheating on an online dating site, Canoodle.com is without a doubt the FIRST place that would have/should checked!  According to Canoodle, they have indexed over twenty million dating profiles.  That is a lot of people and without a doubt, someone there is cheating! *UPDATE-Canoodle seems to have changed and is not providing the information they once did.

2) SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!

Never let a cheater know that you may be on to him or her.  Suspicion that is relayed through communication or action will serve to help the Cheater, not you.  How?  Simple.  If someone knows that you may be on to him or her, he or she will change up their behaviors or just work harder to evade capture.  Your biggest advantage is having the cheater think that everything is ok. No one is going to admit to cheating before they are caught cheating.  Ok, people do sometimes admit to cheating before they are caught cheating, but don’t assume that will happen.

If you start changing your patterns or behavior, the cheater will take notice.  If you start to confront the person, you put the cheater on notice that you believe something is happening.  If this is done prematurely, you can possibly destroy any chance that you may have of catching the cheater in the act!

3) TAKE NOTICE OF THE DETAILS – THEY MATTER

The truth is always in the details.  If you suspect someone is cheating on you, remember, the details will often lead you to the truth.  If someone is usually not well kept and is going out of his or her way to look nice, something is up!  If he or she has a seventies bush in the lower regions and all of a sudden it is trimmed and in the 21st Century, you may have cause for alarm…

Many people will say look for numbers and slips of paper.  However, it is the twenty first century.  People now get numbers in their phones, on email, etc.  But, it doesn’t hurt to look for numbers on slips of paper.  Remember, they may change the gender of the name to throw you off.  Another way to snoop is to backup the phone book electronically periodically and then load each backup into Microsoft Word and do a document compare, looking for new numbers.  Some people have hundreds of contacts, and this is the only way to find someone once they are in the phone.  More ways to find a cheater:

Do you suspect a MAN is cheating on you? Take notice of the following:

  • Are their hairs around that should not be there?  In his apartment? On his clothing? In the bathroom?  Women Shed and Hair is hard to get rid of.
  • Do you suspect someone is having sex in your bed? Change the sheets before you leave and invest in a small black light.  It will show what you need to see if it is there.
  • Is the phone being turned off randomly while he is out?  Is this new behavior?
  • Remember, he may not be cheating with a woman!  There are plenty of men who cheat with other men!

Do you suspect a WOMAN is cheating on you? Take notice of the following:

  • Is the toilet seat up?  This is often a very easy and commonsensical way to tell if a Man has been in the house.  Lets face it: Women don’t leave the toilet seat up!
  • Do you suspect someone is having sex in your bed? Change the sheets before you leave and invest in a small black light.  It will show what you need to see if it is there.
  • Is there a plutonic friend around? Maybe someone she has been talking about more than usual?  Are they hanging out?
  • Is she hanging out with friends more than usual? Remember, unlike men, who often turn the phone off, a woman will call you while with the person she is cheating with.  Often, he knows what is up, you don’t.
  • Remember, she may not be cheating with a man!  There are plenty of women who cheat with other women!

4) SEARCH FOR THEIR EMAIL ADDRESSES AND OTHER SCREEN NAMES

People will often reuse their email addresses or screen names.  Make it a point to search for these things.  Use combinations of search terms such as <username> and <socialmediasite> and you may even find the person’s messages & communications with other people, especially on sites like instagram. This can be true even for blocked profiles!  Often google crawls and other third party sites keep snapshots of social media activity!

5) TAKE THEIR PROFILE PICTURES OR OTHER VANITY SHOTS AND REVERSE PICTURE SEARCH ON GOOGLE!

Google is powerful. Google Images is even more powerful!  People often reuse photos.  Sometimes, you can use google and search for a person with their profile picture from another site, such as facebook.  It is shocking how many cheaters co-mingle their pictures not realizing that they can be detected because they use the same picture! TinEye is another reverse picture search site that you can use to search for someone’s social media profile or search for someone’s dating site profile using a picture.

CLICK HERE TO SEARCH GOOGLE IMAGES



. . . . . . .

3 Free Dating Sites to Help You Get Over A Break Up

Find A Date & Get Back on the Relationship Bandwagon!

So you have recently broken up with your Ex.  Considering web dating?  Your relationship may be over but your life is not. Sometimes the best way to cope with the end of a relationship is to get back into the game.

Are you asking yourself any of these questions:

  • How do I find a man?
  • How do I find a woman?
  • How do I find a girlfriend?
  • How do I find a boyfriend?
  • How do I find a wife?
  • How do I find a husband?
  • How do I find a rich man?
  • How do I find a rich woman?

If so, you need to find a date!

Whether you have lost a Boyfriend, Girlfriend or a Friend with Benefits, consider web dating!  These three free dating sites will help you find someone special and bring love back into your life!  At the very least, these web dating sites will take you on a great adventure!

Before you fall into relationship depression, try to find someone new.  However, if you still can’t break your depression, you may seek to find relationship counseling or training from a qualified Dr. of Love!  Be aware, many say that finding someone new to spend time with is one of the greatest end of relationship strategies you can employ! You had a break up, now go make up for lost time!

 

1) OKCupid.com http://www.okcupid.com

OkCupid is a site which can help even the most discriminating person find their soulmate.  The site does many things to match you to someone who you are compatible with.  They have rankings which tell you if someone is meant for you, meant to be a friend or is your enemy.  They even have a feature which shows you three people that the site thinks you might make a good match with.

For some reason however, the people on OKCUPID tend to be a little more….how do we say this…uppity at times.  It is as if you are talking to people at church when dealing with some profiles.  This could be because the population that OKCUPID attracts tends to be someone weary of internet dating.

Web Dating Tip: You can add someone as a favorite on the site and track them without knowing by making sure that your preferences are set to denying notification.

Beware: When you rank women/men on OKCUPID, they will inform anyone that you rank four stars or better that you have ranked them as such.  This can be awkward.

Also, if you want to browse profiles anonymously, you should set your settings to such IMMEDIATELY upon joining.  Otherwise, anyone who you view on the site can see that you viewed their profile.  Note, if you turn off this feature, you can no longer see who was looking at your profile.

Guys: Want to be a Dating Bad A$$? 

Click Here to watch this controversial video before it gets BANNED!

 

2) Plentyoffish.com aka POF.com http://www.pof.com

POF is much like the wild west of dating sites.  POF.com has tons of profiles.  Lots.  Hundreds of thousands all over the country.  This can be a good thing.  However, sorting through the site can be like finding a great item at TJ Max or Marshalls: You just don’t know what you will find and if you find a gucci shoe, it may be missing the other shoe.

Such being the case, Plentyoffish.com is an excellent website for you to browse singles in your area or in some other area that you are interested in.

Web Dating Tip: Don’t fall victim to the CUT AND PASTE or use one liners.  POF user’s are very weary of people who write short one liners and/or who cut and paste the same message to lots of people.  It is a small world.  Also, guys should be aware that women tend to affirmatively hate on men who have no shirts on in their profile pictures on POF.com.

Beware: Be very careful how you set your preferences as to what you are looking for in life and on the site.  If you set your preferences to Intimate Encounter or something that states that you are just looking for a good time, the site will actually BLOCK YOU from writing to certain profiles.  Our intel also suggests that writing to someone with those settings might also lead to your being blocked and prevented from talking to certain people who set their settings to preclude you from talking to them!

3) Yelp.com http://www.yelp.com

YELP IS NOT A DATING SITE..

That is what most Yelper’s say at least.  After all, Yelp is a restaurant review site which has tens of thousands of users.  However, Yelp, like many medicines has an interesting secondary use that it was not prescribed for: it can make for an amazing dating site!  That is right: YELP IS A DATING SITE!  This can however, be good and bad.

Yelpers as they are called, make profiles on yelp and review places that they have been to.  They are very friendly and love to talk about being foodies and their tastes and interests.  In fact, they LOVE that you care at all.  This is something that you can use.  By Yelping your favorite places and writing to people who frequent them, you can find someone who has similar interests and have insight into what a potential mate’s likes and dislikes are without even meeting them.  We know…scary…just be careful…

Web Dating Tip: Yelp has events which they pay for that bring people together!  They require everyone to wear a name tag.  They even have an “Elite Squad” which gets to go to more free events at which strangers are encouraged to mingle!

Web Dating Tip: Yelp has an unexpectedly large Asian population.  If you are looking to meet an Asian man or looking to meet an Asian girl, Yelp is a great place to meet Asian people.  Those of you who want to date Asian women or date Asian men may find luck on Yelp.  That being said, don’t date people simply because you have a fetish.

Beware: The proper Yelp etiquette for chatting is not the direct message.  Yelpers initially write and get to know each other using “compliments” which are public messages that are much like writing on someone’s facebook wall.  Yelpers are known to have whole conversations through compliments.  Use Compliments before you use direct messages, as using direct messages can make you look like a creep or stalker.

 

Whatever you decide to do, GOOD LUCK LOOKING FOR LOVE!

These sites offer:

dating for men, dating for women, dating for guys, dating for girls, dating for straight men, dating for gay men, dating for straight women, dating for lesbian/gay women.


Clearance at EdenFantasys! Save Up to 70% Off on Sex Toys!

 

Guys: Want to know how one guy went from pathetic to Dating BadA#$? Click Here!

. . . . . . .