by Jerry Robinowitz & I.

Retaliation is by far the sweetest fruit….I mean the world is indeed full of crazy instances in which retaliation creates a greater good. They say one person’s trash is another person’s treasure….isn’t that some really ironic stuff…I mean in relationships isn’t that the case…well in my experience you break up and she finally starts growing hair and gets some teeth whitener but hey, my experience is atypical and I don’t wanna get side tracked…you see, we are here to help you out and today, as per request, we will revisit the subject of retaliation…

Jerry Robinowitz on Retaliation

Also known as Jerry Robinowitz on Dating & Retaliation.  Retaliation is an important tool. It will always help the world to be a better place for you and me. Well, maybe just for me but hey, who the hell do you think you are anyway? So what’s retaliation you ask? Retaliation is what you do when you get someone back for something you done. Contrast this with doing something to random people for no reason cause that’s called “you are a crazy mofo and you had better not drop the soap where they are gonna put you.”  I think you get the idea. So retaliation is purely in response to something. Now don’t feel as if you have to do someone a favor and let them know it’s coming…in fact, you don’t do that…this is important…you must catch that fool by surprise…whatever you do, it must be unique and hit hard…for instance, some wives will during a divorce, sell a $50,000 car for $50 to a stranger just so the husband gets nothing because after all, that’s the car he used to literally ride that little deep throating flusie in…that hurts…see, once, a long long time ago someone got me so angry that I took one of those little bouillon cubes, you know the little cubes you dissolve in water and in makes it chicken soup…well I took the cube and I put it in her shower-head…that way when she came in the morning to take her shower and wash her hair, the hot water would mix with the bouillon soup and create a chicken soup shower….now you do that to someone and they will stink like chicken soup for some time….good lord if they are late for work that morning…..”hey what’s that smell”……but you get the idea…you have to come hard…inspire hatred..

The Revenge List: Who To Cheat With If You Want To Get Back At A Cheater!

Background noted, if your mate cheats on you and you want revenge you may wish to cheat as well…if so here are the people you should sleep with if you are a man…the second most powerful retaliatory act is to sleep with her mother…the biggest missile would be sleep with her father, but I don’t recommend that..its crazy…and I’m personally not gay but if you are a homo thug, you go keep it in the family….now the third biggest hit would be siblings, brothers and sisters, followed by cousins and relatives. If you have no access or chance at one of the above, try people they claim to be related to but aren’t really..like fake cousins…none of those, find good friends, and if you are at a loss, then find an enemy…if all else fails, find out where she went to elementary school and go have sex with the girl that used to eat her boogers, or better yet, the infamous glue sniffer…


 

To recap, if you want to get back at a cheater by cheating, cheat with the following in the following order:

 

Who To Cheat With:

  1. Mother (if you are a woman) Father (if you are a man)
  2. Father (if you are a woman) Mother (if you are a man)
  3. Siblings: Brothers and Sisters
  4. Cousins and Relatives
  5. Fake Cousins & Siblings (People they grew up close to)
  6. Good Friends
  7. Enemies and Distant Friends
  8. People They think are lower than them: Glue sniffers, train wrecks, girls with yellow teeth, girls with horrible stretch marks that show them often, girls with too much make up, girls with 80’s hair, really really short guys, guys with shirtless pictures on the internet, juice heads who have no clue, spanish & black guys (if you are white, cause that will make a white man really mad..)…etc…not in that order…

In any event, you get them back! But if you’re really an adult, you will forgive, forget and when you see her again, you say, yes, that is a great idea, I would like fries with that! And then you take your french fries and you leave!  After all, we all know that cheating exes end up working at a fast food restaurant or with some other horrible situation in the years that follow our relationships…

Disclaimer: This post uses terms like “homo thug” and does so lovingly.  This site and this post are in no way intended to in anyway disrespect, vex, or alarm homosexuals.  In fact, we are very happy to have all people as readers of our site.   Anyone that thinks the term “homo thug” is derogatory has never been punched in the face by a thugged out homosexual.  If I was in a fight, I should only be so lucky if a thugged out homosexual were to punch someone in the face for me.  You should be so lucky as well.  That is all I have to say about that…

WHAT IS A MILF?

I know I have your attention. Recently, with the explosion of women who have children looking for men online and in online dating, I have noticed a proliferation in screen names and log in IDs with word combinations containing the acronym MILF. MILF646. MILF4U. MILF&COOKIES. You know what I mean. But have you ever seen some of these people? You look at their profiles and it’s a woman with Huge breasts, rolls on her sides, and six kids flanking her. If she’s black, three are asian. It is really seriously wrong.

So let me set the record straight, just so that you know, and maybe you can warn your friends. YOU CAN NOT JUST GO CALL YOURSELF A MILF. Its not just wrong, its wrong. Why you ask? Because you have no idea what MILF MEANS.

For instance, you cant say as a woman, “I am 5’5” and have 3 children. Don’t worry, I am a MILF”. You can’t just call yourself a MILF. Why? Because MILF stands for Mother I’d Love to F#%k. That’s right. I said it. It stands for Mother I’d Love to F#%k. So how can you say that? You don’t know me. And even if you do, you don’t know that I’d Love to F#%k you. MILF is a special designation. If comes from the backrooms of adolescent males who were just discovering sex and lust and noticed why the men in the neighborhood all turned their heads when a certain friends mother walked by. It is one of those American Pie, Y tu mama tambien type designations (both are references to movies in which the MILF is explored). Its not just an acronym, it’s a freakin adventure and daydream unto itself. Reality can’t possibly bring one to the places the phrase MILF can. Its just impossible. It’s the height of the wet dream. It is the dream. It’s not MOTHER I’D LIKE TO F#%K. Its not pretty older woman. It is Mother I’d Love To F#%k. You can’t just call yourself that. You have to be a mother and I have to want to do animalistic things to you for you to get such a designation. It’s the difference between liking something and coveting it to the point that god is going to send you to hell because it is so serious.

Urbandictionary.com, a random site, defines MILF as:

milf
6710 up, 898 down

“Mother I’d Like (to) F#%k”
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their love life. If they’ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).  MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

They have it almost right…but as you can see…the term inspires pure craziness. However, either way you put it, it’s a label that only the beholder can really accurately convey. However, in today’s online booty call age, it is slowly becoming less accurate to describe an amazingly sexy woman and more a signal that some nasty hoodrat wants you to go to her house and have sex with her while her children lie in the same bed. It has to stop.

So don’t call yourself a MILF…

Cause you can’t be a MILF unless the person you are speaking to says so!

Check out this related post: Urban Relationship Advice: The Bottom Bit#$H

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Best Break Up Songs

Have you recently had a bad break up? Check out these break up songs which can help you cope with your break up.  Breaking up with your girlfriend or breaking up with your boyfriend is difficult.  Listening to a break up song can help you cope and move on from a break up! Sometimes a Break Up Song can give you amazing relationship advice!

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This list has a bunch of songs, both oldies and new music, that can help you deal with breaking up with your significant other. These are not the top break up songs, they are only a starting place…

Ace Of Base – “Don’t Turn Around”

Adele – “Someone Like You”

Aaliyah – “Miss You”

Ben Folds Five – “Song For The Dumped”

Beyonce – “Irreplaceable”

Boys II Men – Doin’ Just Fine

Chris Brown – “Say Goodbye”

Kelly Clarkson – “Since U Been Gone”

Destiny’s Child – “Survivor”

Gloria Gaynor- “’I Will Survive”

Macy Gray – “I Try” 

Cee Lo Greene – “F$#% You”

Jackson 5 – “I Want You Back”

Led Zeppelin – “Tangerine” 

Liona Lewis – “Better in Time”

Willie Nelson – “Always On My Mind”

No Doubt – “Don’t Speak”

Notorious B.I.G. aka Biggie Smalls – “Friend of Mine”

N Sync – “Bye Bye Bye”

Dolly Parton – “I Will Always Love You”

Pink – “So What”

Rihanna  –  “Rehab”

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles – “The Tracks of My Tears”

Rolling Stones – “Angie”

The Temptations – “I Wish It Would Rain”

Justin Timberlake – “Cry Me a River”

Kanye West – “Heartless”

Bill Withers – “Ain’t No Sunshine”

GUYS: Click Here to find out how one guy went from sorry to Dating Bad@#$!

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3 Ways To Catch A Cheater

by Reconsider.Us

Do you suspect your mate of cheating?  Think you are the only one with a cheating spouse or a cheating partner? You are not alone! Thousands of men & Women a year suspect their mates of cheating on them with another man or woman.  Are these questions on your mind:

Need help finding out whether your mate is cheating? There are ways to catch a cheating spouse!  Here are three methods of finding your mate if they are cheating or engaged in infidelity.  While no method is absolutely effective, using these sites might increase your likelihood of catching a cheating significant other and/or finding that cheating wife, cheating husband, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend or cheating booty call!  Do these things and CATCH A CHEATER IN THE ACT!

1) SEARCH THE DATING SITES AND APPS!

This may seem obvious, but often, just searching sites and apps will reap great rewards. Remember to sign up and look for changes in his or her information. Ages might be changed as may be professional information and even zip codes. Often, a cheater will use the zip code closer to work or where they want to hang out.  This is especially true when people travel. You may catch a cheater in the dating pool of a city that is on the itinerary.

Don’t know where to look?  Most People don’t!  That is why cheaters get to be online.  However, if you can GOOGLE, then you can find the person on sites and apps!  But don’t stop at Google!  Here are 11 places that you can look to catch a cheater!



Canoodle was a search engine for dating profiles!  It was like Google but for dating site profiles.  Canoodle boasted that it had the LARGEST database of dating site profiles!  So if you want to catch someone cheating on an online dating site, Canoodle.com is without a doubt the FIRST place that would have/should checked!  According to Canoodle, they have indexed over twenty million dating profiles.  That is a lot of people and without a doubt, someone there is cheating! *UPDATE-Canoodle seems to have changed and is not providing the information they once did.

2) SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!

Never let a cheater know that you may be on to him or her.  Suspicion that is relayed through communication or action will serve to help the Cheater, not you.  How?  Simple.  If someone knows that you may be on to him or her, he or she will change up their behaviors or just work harder to evade capture.  Your biggest advantage is having the cheater think that everything is ok. No one is going to admit to cheating before they are caught cheating.  Ok, people do sometimes admit to cheating before they are caught cheating, but don’t assume that will happen.

If you start changing your patterns or behavior, the cheater will take notice.  If you start to confront the person, you put the cheater on notice that you believe something is happening.  If this is done prematurely, you can possibly destroy any chance that you may have of catching the cheater in the act!

3) TAKE NOTICE OF THE DETAILS – THEY MATTER

The truth is always in the details.  If you suspect someone is cheating on you, remember, the details will often lead you to the truth.  If someone is usually not well kept and is going out of his or her way to look nice, something is up!  If he or she has a seventies bush in the lower regions and all of a sudden it is trimmed and in the 21st Century, you may have cause for alarm…

Many people will say look for numbers and slips of paper.  However, it is the twenty first century.  People now get numbers in their phones, on email, etc.  But, it doesn’t hurt to look for numbers on slips of paper.  Remember, they may change the gender of the name to throw you off.  Another way to snoop is to backup the phone book electronically periodically and then load each backup into Microsoft Word and do a document compare, looking for new numbers.  Some people have hundreds of contacts, and this is the only way to find someone once they are in the phone.  More ways to find a cheater:

Do you suspect a MAN is cheating on you? Take notice of the following:

  • Are their hairs around that should not be there?  In his apartment? On his clothing? In the bathroom?  Women Shed and Hair is hard to get rid of.
  • Do you suspect someone is having sex in your bed? Change the sheets before you leave and invest in a small black light.  It will show what you need to see if it is there.
  • Is the phone being turned off randomly while he is out?  Is this new behavior?
  • Remember, he may not be cheating with a woman!  There are plenty of men who cheat with other men!

Do you suspect a WOMAN is cheating on you? Take notice of the following:

  • Is the toilet seat up?  This is often a very easy and commonsensical way to tell if a Man has been in the house.  Lets face it: Women don’t leave the toilet seat up!
  • Do you suspect someone is having sex in your bed? Change the sheets before you leave and invest in a small black light.  It will show what you need to see if it is there.
  • Is there a plutonic friend around? Maybe someone she has been talking about more than usual?  Are they hanging out?
  • Is she hanging out with friends more than usual? Remember, unlike men, who often turn the phone off, a woman will call you while with the person she is cheating with.  Often, he knows what is up, you don’t.
  • Remember, she may not be cheating with a man!  There are plenty of women who cheat with other women!

4) SEARCH FOR THEIR EMAIL ADDRESSES AND OTHER SCREEN NAMES

People will often reuse their email addresses or screen names.  Make it a point to search for these things.  Use combinations of search terms such as <username> and <socialmediasite> and you may even find the person’s messages & communications with other people, especially on sites like instagram. This can be true even for blocked profiles!  Often google crawls and other third party sites keep snapshots of social media activity!

5) TAKE THEIR PROFILE PICTURES OR OTHER VANITY SHOTS AND REVERSE PICTURE SEARCH ON GOOGLE!

Google is powerful. Google Images is even more powerful!  People often reuse photos.  Sometimes, you can use google and search for a person with their profile picture from another site, such as facebook.  It is shocking how many cheaters co-mingle their pictures not realizing that they can be detected because they use the same picture! TinEye is another reverse picture search site that you can use to search for someone’s social media profile or search for someone’s dating site profile using a picture.

CLICK HERE TO SEARCH GOOGLE IMAGES



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