10 WAYS TO BEAT THE STRESS OF A BREAKUP

 

Handling a breakup can be extremely stressful. How you manage the stressof a breakup can affect other parts of your life.  Stress from a breakup can affect your interpersonal relationships with family and friends.

 

1) Unplug: Stay offline

Being online has been shown to increase the likelihood of depression!  If you have just ended a relationship, being online is often a horrible place to be.  The internet is full of horrible temptations.  Between Spam bots on dating sites and the temptation of checking out your ex lover’s profiles, the internet can be a horrible distraction.  The best way to beat the stress of a breakup is to get offline and stay offline for a while.  Your friends and family will understand.  In fact, though your friends may not tell you so, they hate people who go on Facebook and Instagram to have a virtual pity party.  Do yourself and the people around you a favor – stay offline until you get your bearings.

2) Go on a vacation or to a new place

Sometimes, just a change in scenery after a break up can go a long way!

3) Spend time with friends

Spending time with friends after a breakup is a great way to relieve stress and to get your mind off your ex.  Friends can be a great source of support.




4) Get out of the house

Don’t sit at home alone after a break up.  Make sure that you get out of the house and start getting involved in activities that will help you to heal.

5) Get some Sun

The sun is an amazing remedy for all sorts of conditions.  Getting sunlight into your life after a traumatic emotional experience is very helpful.

6) Try a new hobby

Post-Relationship is a great time to find a new hobby or start a hobby or activity that you have been meaning to start but never got around to!  Finding a new hobby is a great way to turn an otherwise negative experience into a positive one!

7) Meet new Friends

New friends can be a great way to get past your ex.  This is especially true in situations in which you and your ex shared the same social circles and going out with old friends is an emotional trigger.  Find activities in your area that can lead new friendships.  This includes social events and volunteer events.

8) Go on a Date

Some people say the best way to get back on the horse, is to, get back on the horse.  One of the best ways for some people to get over someone, is with someone else.  Eventually you have to move on.  Why not start now?!

9) Keep busy

There is no need to sit around a pout after a break up.  Get out there and do things.  Staying active is a great way to keep your mind off a relationship that has recently ended.

10) Get rid of all reminders of the relationship

Remember Angela Basset burning the car in “Waiting to Exhale” during her break up?  There is something cathartic about letting go of the old baggage that comes from a broken relationship.

 

 

 

WOMAN MEETS MAN ON DATING SITE, GETS ASSAULTED!

 

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU MEET ONLINE!!

 

Online dating can be pretty scary at times.  One woman alleges that she was stabbed and beat by a man that she met on MATCH.COM and she is now suing the website.  The Vegas woman alleges that she met a man on the dating site and he assaulted her to the point that she had to be hospitalized.  It is important that people exercise caution when meeting people online.  Dating sites can sometimes attract crazy people and you can never be too safe.  Make sure you always take steps to ensure that you are safe when meeting someone online, including meeting in public places and letting people know where you are and who you are with.

Jerry Robinowitz on: The man shortage….

Jerry Robinowitz on Life is a little something we have worked up where Jerry helps me write about new and important issues…..

Jerry Robinowitz on: The man shortage….
This is a good time to be a man in the United States…there are not enough men to go around…for sometime now, we have been aware of the fact that there is a man shortage…not a shortage of good men…but of men in general, men who can read…men with all of their teeth…just plain average I can chew my food without assistance kind of men…but it seems based upon observations of behavior by women and through conversations and generally based upon information and belief that the man shortage is not as well known as it should be, so we will inform you here of this horrible situation.(yeah right…the men in cities with a man shortage think that it is great…)There is a man shortage.don`t believe me? think about this for a second….how many women do you know that end up getting with these ugly, thuggish, “he don’t even brush his teeth or wash” kind of guys? I bet more than you realize!  Often, women will date men who are just beneath them or who they believe have potential?Why?You really think it is because they are humanitarians? I mean come on, I will share a bar of ivory soap, your man does not have to stink.  Actually, what is going on can actually be fully understood when looked at in the context of the man shortage!  You see, no one is picking up sticks and going home to make toothpicks. Why? Because there are toothpicks all over the place and they are readily available. You ain’t home carving toothpicks on Sundays.  Likewise, I ain’t never picked up a straw and some cotton and tried to make a Q-tip. Why? Because there are Q-tips all over the place and you can just go to a 99 cent store and buy a hundred of them.  There is no shortage of these things so we don’t do foolish things to compensate. However, note the following: Have you ever been caught somewhere without a spoon with an individual sized pudding or cup of soup or something like that? It happens every now and again and what happens? You become Maguyver…you start inventing stuff you didn’t even know was possible.  You can be bad at math, but you will find yourself doing calculus to figure out the radius of some silly object u are about to fashion into a spoon so that you can consume your delectable delight. Why? Because there is a spoon shortage or no spoon is readily available. Once I made chop sticks out of two number two pencils to eat cup o noodles in my office at like 3am when I was working on something.  Now back to what I was saying…see…there is a man shortageand women start trying to fashion themselves a Fabio!  It is really sad!  Women start saying to themselves – “he doesn’t really stink” or after looking at his teeth, they start telling themselves “that’s not really yellow.”  But honey, it is yellow and you better be careful because when he drinks water it probably tastes like lemonade!The sad truth is, in many cities in the United States and around the world, there is a serious man shortage!  However, there is hope.  Even though there are not enough men to go around, you can be proactive and make the best of a bad situation.

HOW TO COPE WITH A MAN SHORTAGE:

1) Become informed about the man shortage!  Tell your friends. Discuss the problem. Be proactive!

2) If you find a good man, don’t tell your friends.   If you find a good man, do n0t let him leave! You stalk the crap out of him (unless he`s Jerry Robinowitz or myself of course, then you keep your freaking distance or we will choke you with a chicken bone)!

3) Do not spend your time playing games.  There is a man shortage. Other women know that there is a man shortage.  Remember, one person`s inhibitions are another person`s point of entry!  What does that mean? Let’s look at some examples (some crude examples):

You don’t want to swallow? That is okay.  You don’t have to.  However, don’t expect a man in a city with a man shortage to stick around!  Some chick is going to do it.  That is right, you have inhibitions and won’t do things?   Fine!  Some hoochie is calling his phone or writing him on Twitter or Facebook and telling him that you are a “prude” and that she likes it up the nose.  Seriously.  I know you were not prepared for that, but it is the truth!  Come on, don’t lose your man to some chick who is so loose she takes it up the nose!  In a city with a man shortage, you must do anything you have to in order to Make it happen!  Keep that man!

4) Avoid Guys in Jail!  Remember: you have better things to do on Saturdays than to visit jail! If he is there, hey, I am not hating but, at least wait until he comes home before you start fashioning yourself a Fabio. Live life women!  The truth is, in jail, you won’t know if the love is real, because well, he is a captive.  Now if you were with him before, he stood by you and you love him, that may be different, but most of the time, that is not the case.  Look I totally understand that the loose chick who takes it up the nose is visiting him too but hey, you gotta be strong!

5) You have to do the 50-50 thing!  Don’t ask him to pay for everything. All of those crazy antiquated dating rules go out the window in a city with a man shortage.  They were created in a time where it was a lot harder to meet and date a good woman.  Be a student of history and the economy.  If not, you will always lose to a more on point chick who is not trying to take him for all of his stuff.  Most likely, he has nothing. If he does have lots of money, go to the top of this paragraph and begin to reread. This is important. There are women out there who can cook, clean and hold down nice jobs. They just want company and companionship. They will pay for it. They will kill for it. Men love these women. The hoodrats say they are “wifey material”. The thugs call them “ride or die chicks”.  Sometimes they are “Sugar mommas”. They will be supportive of him, even when he is at his worse.  They will hold him down, feed him and not stress him. They will always win in the end. Even stupid men who go out “play” or “stray” at clubs or in other situations, do so and then return to these women. You will never win out to one if you are not one. I am not saying you are not one of those women but if you are not, please go back and start reading this paragraph again. Look: don’t be a “jigga you dont buy me reeboks no more” kind of woman.

6)  If you have a man, you hold onto him for dear life!  He wants to go to the store? Take your butt with him.   He has to pee? Go with him! Hold it if you have to…at least then you know where it is! I mean come on…there is a chick out there taking it up the nose…don’t take any chances

7) If you meet a woman and she has unusually large and loose nostrils you kick the crap outta her and u let her know to stay away from your man. Don’t have a man? You kick that chick in the nose and tell her that she better not mess your hustle up, because you’re trying to make it happen!  Don’t be shy!

8) Finally, if you have tried everything and nothing works…you didn’t hear this from me but I hear some men like to put it in the nose…..

Until next time….good luck and god speed…this is Jerry Robinowitz and I signing off….

 

by Jerry Robinowitz & I.

Retaliation is by far the sweetest fruit….I mean the world is indeed full of crazy instances in which retaliation creates a greater good. They say one person’s trash is another person’s treasure….isn’t that some really ironic stuff…I mean in relationships isn’t that the case…well in my experience you break up and she finally starts growing hair and gets some teeth whitener but hey, my experience is atypical and I don’t wanna get side tracked…you see, we are here to help you out and today, as per request, we will revisit the subject of retaliation…

Jerry Robinowitz on Retaliation

Also known as Jerry Robinowitz on Dating & Retaliation.  Retaliation is an important tool. It will always help the world to be a better place for you and me. Well, maybe just for me but hey, who the hell do you think you are anyway? So what’s retaliation you ask? Retaliation is what you do when you get someone back for something you done. Contrast this with doing something to random people for no reason cause that’s called “you are a crazy mofo and you had better not drop the soap where they are gonna put you.”  I think you get the idea. So retaliation is purely in response to something. Now don’t feel as if you have to do someone a favor and let them know it’s coming…in fact, you don’t do that…this is important…you must catch that fool by surprise…whatever you do, it must be unique and hit hard…for instance, some wives will during a divorce, sell a $50,000 car for $50 to a stranger just so the husband gets nothing because after all, that’s the car he used to literally ride that little deep throating flusie in…that hurts…see, once, a long long time ago someone got me so angry that I took one of those little bouillon cubes, you know the little cubes you dissolve in water and in makes it chicken soup…well I took the cube and I put it in her shower-head…that way when she came in the morning to take her shower and wash her hair, the hot water would mix with the bouillon soup and create a chicken soup shower….now you do that to someone and they will stink like chicken soup for some time….good lord if they are late for work that morning…..”hey what’s that smell”……but you get the idea…you have to come hard…inspire hatred..

The Revenge List: Who To Cheat With If You Want To Get Back At A Cheater!

Background noted, if your mate cheats on you and you want revenge you may wish to cheat as well…if so here are the people you should sleep with if you are a man…the second most powerful retaliatory act is to sleep with her mother…the biggest missile would be sleep with her father, but I don’t recommend that..its crazy…and I’m personally not gay but if you are a homo thug, you go keep it in the family….now the third biggest hit would be siblings, brothers and sisters, followed by cousins and relatives. If you have no access or chance at one of the above, try people they claim to be related to but aren’t really..like fake cousins…none of those, find good friends, and if you are at a loss, then find an enemy…if all else fails, find out where she went to elementary school and go have sex with the girl that used to eat her boogers, or better yet, the infamous glue sniffer…


 

To recap, if you want to get back at a cheater by cheating, cheat with the following in the following order:

 

Who To Cheat With:

  1. Mother (if you are a woman) Father (if you are a man)
  2. Father (if you are a woman) Mother (if you are a man)
  3. Siblings: Brothers and Sisters
  4. Cousins and Relatives
  5. Fake Cousins & Siblings (People they grew up close to)
  6. Good Friends
  7. Enemies and Distant Friends
  8. People They think are lower than them: Glue sniffers, train wrecks, girls with yellow teeth, girls with horrible stretch marks that show them often, girls with too much make up, girls with 80’s hair, really really short guys, guys with shirtless pictures on the internet, juice heads who have no clue, spanish & black guys (if you are white, cause that will make a white man really mad..)…etc…not in that order…

In any event, you get them back! But if you’re really an adult, you will forgive, forget and when you see her again, you say, yes, that is a great idea, I would like fries with that! And then you take your french fries and you leave!  After all, we all know that cheating exes end up working at a fast food restaurant or with some other horrible situation in the years that follow our relationships…

Disclaimer: This post uses terms like “homo thug” and does so lovingly.  This site and this post are in no way intended to in anyway disrespect, vex, or alarm homosexuals.  In fact, we are very happy to have all people as readers of our site.   Anyone that thinks the term “homo thug” is derogatory has never been punched in the face by a thugged out homosexual.  If I was in a fight, I should only be so lucky if a thugged out homosexual were to punch someone in the face for me.  You should be so lucky as well.  That is all I have to say about that…

WHAT IS A MILF?

I know I have your attention. Recently, with the explosion of women who have children looking for men online and in online dating, I have noticed a proliferation in screen names and log in IDs with word combinations containing the acronym MILF. MILF646. MILF4U. MILF&COOKIES. You know what I mean. But have you ever seen some of these people? You look at their profiles and it’s a woman with Huge breasts, rolls on her sides, and six kids flanking her. If she’s black, three are asian. It is really seriously wrong.

So let me set the record straight, just so that you know, and maybe you can warn your friends. YOU CAN NOT JUST GO CALL YOURSELF A MILF. Its not just wrong, its wrong. Why you ask? Because you have no idea what MILF MEANS.

For instance, you cant say as a woman, “I am 5’5” and have 3 children. Don’t worry, I am a MILF”. You can’t just call yourself a MILF. Why? Because MILF stands for Mother I’d Love to F#%k. That’s right. I said it. It stands for Mother I’d Love to F#%k. So how can you say that? You don’t know me. And even if you do, you don’t know that I’d Love to F#%k you. MILF is a special designation. If comes from the backrooms of adolescent males who were just discovering sex and lust and noticed why the men in the neighborhood all turned their heads when a certain friends mother walked by. It is one of those American Pie, Y tu mama tambien type designations (both are references to movies in which the MILF is explored). Its not just an acronym, it’s a freakin adventure and daydream unto itself. Reality can’t possibly bring one to the places the phrase MILF can. Its just impossible. It’s the height of the wet dream. It is the dream. It’s not MOTHER I’D LIKE TO F#%K. Its not pretty older woman. It is Mother I’d Love To F#%k. You can’t just call yourself that. You have to be a mother and I have to want to do animalistic things to you for you to get such a designation. It’s the difference between liking something and coveting it to the point that god is going to send you to hell because it is so serious.

Urbandictionary.com, a random site, defines MILF as:

milf
6710 up, 898 down

“Mother I’d Like (to) F#%k”
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their love life. If they’ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).  MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

They have it almost right…but as you can see…the term inspires pure craziness. However, either way you put it, it’s a label that only the beholder can really accurately convey. However, in today’s online booty call age, it is slowly becoming less accurate to describe an amazingly sexy woman and more a signal that some nasty hoodrat wants you to go to her house and have sex with her while her children lie in the same bed. It has to stop.

So don’t call yourself a MILF…

Cause you can’t be a MILF unless the person you are speaking to says so!

Check out this related post: Urban Relationship Advice: The Bottom Bit#$H

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3 Free Dating Sites to Help You Get Over A Break Up

Find A Date & Get Back on the Relationship Bandwagon!

So you have recently broken up with your Ex.  Considering web dating?  Your relationship may be over but your life is not. Sometimes the best way to cope with the end of a relationship is to get back into the game.

Are you asking yourself any of these questions:

  • How do I find a man?
  • How do I find a woman?
  • How do I find a girlfriend?
  • How do I find a boyfriend?
  • How do I find a wife?
  • How do I find a husband?
  • How do I find a rich man?
  • How do I find a rich woman?

If so, you need to find a date!

Whether you have lost a Boyfriend, Girlfriend or a Friend with Benefits, consider web dating!  These three free dating sites will help you find someone special and bring love back into your life!  At the very least, these web dating sites will take you on a great adventure!

Before you fall into relationship depression, try to find someone new.  However, if you still can’t break your depression, you may seek to find relationship counseling or training from a qualified Dr. of Love!  Be aware, many say that finding someone new to spend time with is one of the greatest end of relationship strategies you can employ! You had a break up, now go make up for lost time!

 

1) OKCupid.com http://www.okcupid.com

OkCupid is a site which can help even the most discriminating person find their soulmate.  The site does many things to match you to someone who you are compatible with.  They have rankings which tell you if someone is meant for you, meant to be a friend or is your enemy.  They even have a feature which shows you three people that the site thinks you might make a good match with.

For some reason however, the people on OKCUPID tend to be a little more….how do we say this…uppity at times.  It is as if you are talking to people at church when dealing with some profiles.  This could be because the population that OKCUPID attracts tends to be someone weary of internet dating.

Web Dating Tip: You can add someone as a favorite on the site and track them without knowing by making sure that your preferences are set to denying notification.

Beware: When you rank women/men on OKCUPID, they will inform anyone that you rank four stars or better that you have ranked them as such.  This can be awkward.

Also, if you want to browse profiles anonymously, you should set your settings to such IMMEDIATELY upon joining.  Otherwise, anyone who you view on the site can see that you viewed their profile.  Note, if you turn off this feature, you can no longer see who was looking at your profile.

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2) Plentyoffish.com aka POF.com http://www.pof.com

POF is much like the wild west of dating sites.  POF.com has tons of profiles.  Lots.  Hundreds of thousands all over the country.  This can be a good thing.  However, sorting through the site can be like finding a great item at TJ Max or Marshalls: You just don’t know what you will find and if you find a gucci shoe, it may be missing the other shoe.

Such being the case, Plentyoffish.com is an excellent website for you to browse singles in your area or in some other area that you are interested in.

Web Dating Tip: Don’t fall victim to the CUT AND PASTE or use one liners.  POF user’s are very weary of people who write short one liners and/or who cut and paste the same message to lots of people.  It is a small world.  Also, guys should be aware that women tend to affirmatively hate on men who have no shirts on in their profile pictures on POF.com.

Beware: Be very careful how you set your preferences as to what you are looking for in life and on the site.  If you set your preferences to Intimate Encounter or something that states that you are just looking for a good time, the site will actually BLOCK YOU from writing to certain profiles.  Our intel also suggests that writing to someone with those settings might also lead to your being blocked and prevented from talking to certain people who set their settings to preclude you from talking to them!

3) Yelp.com http://www.yelp.com

YELP IS NOT A DATING SITE..

That is what most Yelper’s say at least.  After all, Yelp is a restaurant review site which has tens of thousands of users.  However, Yelp, like many medicines has an interesting secondary use that it was not prescribed for: it can make for an amazing dating site!  That is right: YELP IS A DATING SITE!  This can however, be good and bad.

Yelpers as they are called, make profiles on yelp and review places that they have been to.  They are very friendly and love to talk about being foodies and their tastes and interests.  In fact, they LOVE that you care at all.  This is something that you can use.  By Yelping your favorite places and writing to people who frequent them, you can find someone who has similar interests and have insight into what a potential mate’s likes and dislikes are without even meeting them.  We know…scary…just be careful…

Web Dating Tip: Yelp has events which they pay for that bring people together!  They require everyone to wear a name tag.  They even have an “Elite Squad” which gets to go to more free events at which strangers are encouraged to mingle!

Web Dating Tip: Yelp has an unexpectedly large Asian population.  If you are looking to meet an Asian man or looking to meet an Asian girl, Yelp is a great place to meet Asian people.  Those of you who want to date Asian women or date Asian men may find luck on Yelp.  That being said, don’t date people simply because you have a fetish.

Beware: The proper Yelp etiquette for chatting is not the direct message.  Yelpers initially write and get to know each other using “compliments” which are public messages that are much like writing on someone’s facebook wall.  Yelpers are known to have whole conversations through compliments.  Use Compliments before you use direct messages, as using direct messages can make you look like a creep or stalker.

 

Whatever you decide to do, GOOD LUCK LOOKING FOR LOVE!

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