by Jerry Robinowitz & I.
Retaliation is by far the sweetest fruit….I mean the world is indeed full of crazy instances in which retaliation creates a greater good. They say one person’s trash is another person’s treasure….isn’t that some really ironic stuff…I mean in relationships isn’t that the case…well in my experience you break up and she finally starts growing hair and gets some teeth whitener but hey, my experience is atypical and I don’t wanna get side tracked…you see, we are here to help you out and today, as per request, we will revisit the subject of retaliation…
Jerry Robinowitz on Retaliation
Also known as Jerry Robinowitz on Dating & Retaliation. Retaliation is an important tool. It will always help the world to be a better place for you and me. Well, maybe just for me but hey, who the hell do you think you are anyway? So what’s retaliation you ask? Retaliation is what you do when you get someone back for something you done. Contrast this with doing something to random people for no reason cause that’s called “you are a crazy mofo and you had better not drop the soap where they are gonna put you.” I think you get the idea. So retaliation is purely in response to something. Now don’t feel as if you have to do someone a favor and let them know it’s coming…in fact, you don’t do that…this is important…you must catch that fool by surprise…whatever you do, it must be unique and hit hard…for instance, some wives will during a divorce, sell a $50,000 car for $50 to a stranger just so the husband gets nothing because after all, that’s the car he used to literally ride that little deep throating flusie in…that hurts…see, once, a long long time ago someone got me so angry that I took one of those little bouillon cubes, you know the little cubes you dissolve in water and in makes it chicken soup…well I took the cube and I put it in her shower-head…that way when she came in the morning to take her shower and wash her hair, the hot water would mix with the bouillon soup and create a chicken soup shower….now you do that to someone and they will stink like chicken soup for some time….good lord if they are late for work that morning…..”hey what’s that smell”……but you get the idea…you have to come hard…inspire hatred..
The Revenge List: Who To Cheat With If You Want To Get Back At A Cheater!
Background noted, if your mate cheats on you and you want revenge you may wish to cheat as well…if so here are the people you should sleep with if you are a man…the second most powerful retaliatory act is to sleep with her mother…the biggest missile would be sleep with her father, but I don’t recommend that..its crazy…and I’m personally not gay but if you are a homo thug, you go keep it in the family….now the third biggest hit would be siblings, brothers and sisters, followed by cousins and relatives. If you have no access or chance at one of the above, try people they claim to be related to but aren’t really..like fake cousins…none of those, find good friends, and if you are at a loss, then find an enemy…if all else fails, find out where she went to elementary school and go have sex with the girl that used to eat her boogers, or better yet, the infamous glue sniffer…
To recap, if you want to get back at a cheater by cheating, cheat with the following in the following order:
Who To Cheat With:
- Mother (if you are a woman) Father (if you are a man)
- Father (if you are a woman) Mother (if you are a man)
- Siblings: Brothers and Sisters
- Cousins and Relatives
- Fake Cousins & Siblings (People they grew up close to)
- Good Friends
- Enemies and Distant Friends
- People They think are lower than them: Glue sniffers, train wrecks, girls with yellow teeth, girls with horrible stretch marks that show them often, girls with too much make up, girls with 80’s hair, really really short guys, guys with shirtless pictures on the internet, juice heads who have no clue, spanish & black guys (if you are white, cause that will make a white man really mad..)…etc…not in that order…
In any event, you get them back! But if you’re really an adult, you will forgive, forget and when you see her again, you say, yes, that is a great idea, I would like fries with that! And then you take your french fries and you leave! After all, we all know that cheating exes end up working at a fast food restaurant or with some other horrible situation in the years that follow our relationships…
Disclaimer: This post uses terms like “homo thug” and does so lovingly. This site and this post are in no way intended to in anyway disrespect, vex, or alarm homosexuals. In fact, we are very happy to have all people as readers of our site. Anyone that thinks the term “homo thug” is derogatory has never been punched in the face by a thugged out homosexual. If I was in a fight, I should only be so lucky if a thugged out homosexual were to punch someone in the face for me. You should be so lucky as well. That is all I have to say about that…
Best Break Up Songs
Have you recently had a bad break up? Check out these break up songs which can help you cope with your break up. Breaking up with your girlfriend or breaking up with your boyfriend is difficult. Listening to a break up song can help you cope and move on from a break up! Sometimes a Break Up Song can give you amazing relationship advice!
This list has a bunch of songs, both oldies and new music, that can help you deal with breaking up with your significant other. These are not the top break up songs, they are only a starting place…
Ace Of Base – “Don’t Turn Around”
Adele – “Someone Like You”
Aaliyah – “Miss You”
Ben Folds Five – “Song For The Dumped”
Beyonce – “Irreplaceable”
Boys II Men – Doin’ Just Fine
Chris Brown – “Say Goodbye”
Kelly Clarkson – “Since U Been Gone”
Destiny’s Child – “Survivor”
Gloria Gaynor- “’I Will Survive”
Macy Gray – “I Try”
Cee Lo Greene – “F$#% You”
Jackson 5 – “I Want You Back”
Led Zeppelin – “Tangerine”
Liona Lewis – “Better in Time”
Willie Nelson – “Always On My Mind”
No Doubt – “Don’t Speak”
Notorious B.I.G. aka Biggie Smalls – “Friend of Mine”
N Sync – “Bye Bye Bye”
Dolly Parton – “I Will Always Love You”
Pink – “So What”
Rihanna – “Rehab”
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles – “The Tracks of My Tears”
Rolling Stones – “Angie”
The Temptations – “I Wish It Would Rain”
Justin Timberlake – “Cry Me a River”
Kanye West – “Heartless”
Bill Withers – “Ain’t No Sunshine”
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